I’ve decided to sell my secrete formula for making 30k a month in 30 days. Now for a limited time, I’m offering a special price of $999 for these secrets of the universe. Pay me this money and not only will you make 30k in 30 days, but you’ll learn my time tested strategy on how to fly.

Yes, you’ve heard it right. I will teach you how to fly. Now, only a few other gurus know this technique. I’ve taught it successfully to a few people – my girlfriend’s kid brother, my blind uncle, and a guy who used to bully me in junior high.

Guys, I can’t stress how valuable this formula is. I mean, who doesn’t want to make money while flying? So take advantage of my limited time soon-to-be-raised price, and send me all your money. If you have any virgin daughters around the age of 24, I’ll take them in lieu of the $999 payment. Hope that entertained you. I’m tired of seeing bullshit like that on websites. My cousin sent me some fucking make a million dollars in 30 days package he bought last month. He claims he can retire sometime next month. Yea right.

I’m sick of seeing these bullshit make money programs. Somehow people actually fall for this crap. And you know why? Because people want the easy way out, they don’t want to actually work to find success in life. Why do you think diet pills, instance cure acne creams, and quickly get rich schemes are so competitive in the search engines? Because these terms make a lot of money.

Now, if you want to make money online, there are some legitimate sources of information. Here is my recommendation for how to go about making money online.

Step 1: Read EVERYTHING by Grizzly, starting with his Make Money site.

Grizzly bear is probably one of the best internet marketers in the game. And you know what’s different about Grizz? He makes so much fucking money that he doesn’t care about giving away his “secrets.” He also backs his claims up with proof. His site “Make Money Online for Beginners” is sitting #1 for one of the most competitive terms in the marketing game. Read what this man has to say and treat them like gold from the gods. If you follow what Grizzly says, you can make money. Now, the format of the information is pretty scrambled, so you are going to have to read all the old posts and the comments. It’s well worth devoting a few days of your life. You should also check out his Make Money Online with Adsense site. Step 2: Read EVERYTHING (well, I should say listen to) by VIC. You can make money online with his FREE advice. Vic is a bit rough around the edges, but he’s a fountain of free information.

Step 3: I also say take a look at Court Tuttle’s Internet Marketing site. Court has been around this game for a long time and he offers advice that works.

If you find yourself lost, then consider trying out Court’s Keyword Crash Course. Court basically has a school to train you how to make money online using his methods. It’s not bullshit and for those who need a “Step 1, do this, Step 2, do that” type program, it’s the best source. He’s got a special where you can join for 1 buck for the month – you can’t go wrong with that. I actually joined myself to see why I was getting so many links from his keyword academy forums, and I’ve decided to stick around there for a while.

Step 4: Hard Fucking Work.

Now, all the advice in the world is not going to make you a single dime online. Making money on the web will come from your own hard work, experimentation, and fucking hard work. To succeed in this game, you are going to have to fail – but it’s those failures that will teach you what works and what doesn’t. These 3 sources of information should give you more than enough information about making money online — maybe too much. But, it’s up to you to actually implement it. .